I am proud to say my mom hasn't called me by my full name in a decade! Which is great because I don't like to get my ass kicked! 
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My mother stole my box full of hot wheels worth $1733 (I know this because I counted them and they all cost $1) Because I wasn't using them and hadn't touched them in 6 years... She gave them to my sister for her kids!
Anyone else have a nice wooden sword in there bedroom just in case?
I found this glorious stick yesterday so I brought it home to add to the collection.
I can't wait to get the opportunity to say back in my day I walked to school barefoot. Which is actually true it was just a personal choice since I find it easier to walk long distances barefoot than with shoes. I take my daily 6 mile walk barefoot for example! I bet they will think I am joking at first before remembering that I there Uncle can't lie for shit.
Has anyone else lost a argument with yourself or am I just weird?
I still think about the one who got away... That fish was so damn big too!! I was nearly pulled to the water by the thing and back then I was a bit chubby so I weighed about 200 pounds! I wonder if the me now could catch it because while I only weigh 140 pounds now I also have a lot more muscle, I'm not sure if anything would change. Twas truly a pity the line broke!
I took a long several mile hike yesterday and now my back hurts not because of the hike but because there was a playground there and I tried take the twisty slide and hurt myself...
I've been listening to Aviators - Holding Out For A Hero on repeat for the 3 hours, This is what I use my $300 headset for.
Hm.
I wish I wasn't awake.... I still want to sleep!!!
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✨️(❀≧∇≦)˝∩˝ Hey-o!!!~
Goodnight...
I asked my dream catcher if I could have a taste of some dreams before I went to bed and I'll tell you dreams have a mushy but pleasant texture almost slushy feeling but quite smooth as well not only that it was really refreshing too! Also it was almost tasteless similar to cold water or almost completely frozen water slush it had a taste but not much of one.
I found my home!
I have found my way out of the corn field! But I think I went in the opposite direction of my house... Maybe.
If you say your having a midlife crisis it implies you are half dead.
I am alone now in the middle of a corn field, I also happen to be lost.
I was once the weird kid who hissed at people at school.... I still hiss at people when I am tired so I guess nothing changed now that I think about it.
I woke up on the floor in my kitchen this morning and I'm not really sure how I ended up there. -
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