This is horrible. I've become the tsukkomi (straight-man) in this manzai comedy. I feel the need to correct the impersonator, but in doing so I gradually lose the battle over my villainy. I can't think straight today.
@Maple-Leaf You'll have to fight the impersonator while I restore my villainess energies with rest. They struck me at my weakest moment.
I have to show a formal proof of efficient Dijkstra's algorithm running with O(W|V| + |E|) time complexity today. It was so boring that it robbed me of all my villainous energies.
Tragedy is comedy plus time. My crisis is just part of my greater scheme. Feeble minds cannot comprehend the bottomlessness of my villainy. I am always three steps ahead of you and cannot hope to compare to me.
Ohohoho.
Now this account fell victim to my machinations and none will be the wiser.
Not quite sure who you're talking to, but if you're referring to the apple cider then, absolutely, I got tons of it. Everyone at Hogwarts has at least a few barrels.
Maybe I should just death star them both to be sure.