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OUT OF ORDER! TAKE HIM AWAY!

Come wif me u r unner awest

My kingdom! They're pillaging our natural resources while accusing us of harbouring weapons of mass destruction and terrorist groups. They've accused me of using white mochi biological weapons from the top of my head. And they've accused me of being a terrorist instead of a villainess. This is the worst day since yesterday.

Such blasphemy!

*pat-pats Yorda*

Just give us Maple Syrup, and we'll leave. Nobody has the right to have such a superior weapon of mass-postage destruction, so obviously we had to take measures.

We all know what happens to a villain that surrenders. There's no other path left for me to walk now; I have no choice but to use it. The fault lies with all of you who forced my hand. So, let's all enjoy this wonderful finale together! Ohohohoho!

We will send you to a re-education camp where we will turn you into a fluffy heroine. So do not worry, Yorda. Everything will be fine.

I pushed the button.

I now know my mistakes. It revealed to me my true purpose in life. I must become more villainous. I must chase the ideal. I've been working so hard that I forgot the most important thing. I forgot to put in daily effort to become more villainous! #1 priority.

...

O-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! We'll see, we'll see!

(aside)
What a sneaky villainess. Wouldn't give up Maple . Pfff.

(out loud)

We didn't even want that Maple so much to begin with! You, b-baaaka!

MapLe is liberated! She is our spoils of war now!

Ooooraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ooooraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ooooraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It is a villain's job to be spectacularly defeated sometimes. Even in defeat I can be charming, but A2, was this really a war, or only the first battle of many to come! Ohohohoho. I have a noble duty that I wake up daily for. Human beings are naturally sloven filth, but I always endeavour to become a splendid villainess even in defeat, for I am dauntless!

I live!
I shall join the fight too!


Now, where did I put
my Orbital Laser Cannon?

Quick, attack while the villainess is MONOLOGUING!



*grabs Maple and runs away with it, giggling sinisterly*

Eh-he-he-he-he-he-he!

We villains perform unnecessary monologues precisely for plot progression. In truth, it is always more effective to just do evil silently and efficiently. There is no need to inform the other party why particular actions were taken. It's all theatrics! Acknowledge my villainy!

FIRE!


*Presses Button

I think you should have looked where you were aiming while pressing that button, but you pulled the hoodie over your face instead. Have you ever thrown darts in a dark room with a dashing captive strapped to the wall? Well, historically people would do that with prisoners, but they used daggers or axes instead ...

It is called saturation. Get the entire planet and you will also get the villainess!

I just wanted to bully the heroine so that she could eventually overcome the hardship, improve herself, and live a meaningful life. However, you have destroyed an entire planet. Explain to me why your actions are justified.