HAHAHAHAHA! Simple Russian Boi, fear the slipper! Hopper wields it with the power of a thousand angry moms! ?
*looks over to Hopper tied up next to me* *awkwardly wiggles until my chain twists and I'm face to face with him* Sup?
Wait. Is it a pat if you're hanging upside down? Is it reverse-pat? Like Reverse-Flash? Is it a pat that is inherently evil, or a pat done by someone who is evil? Hmmm...