The worst thing about reaching out first is getting ignored 
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@Iamnotabot perform an account verification on this guy please.
Criss cross, apple sauce.
How do girls always make that perfect turban over their hair after a shower? Is it a learned skill?
Can't get my damned head around it
Midlly cold water is far more irritating than warm water.
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
The one time that I forget to charge my phone, I go out for dinner. Now I'm stressing on whether or not 33% will last me the entire dinner and shopping.
Is my hair-tying style flawed? I keep getting hair in my face during fast winds
Fucking apartment complex installed new gates that somehow don't accept the old keycards, what fuckheads
To me, ? is more of a high-five than a praying gesture.
My thoughts wander off a lot... Do I have ADHD?
The horny bard energy is starting to affect me
Pulled pork sandwiches are pretty neat
Being asked to decide on a job path before having lived two decades in this world will always sound dumb to me
I wish I liked humans as much as steel dragons did
Fuck the heat. I walked outside for five minutes and came back sweatier than a marathon runner.
Do I get a white or black headset?
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