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Tsuru
Tsuru
In fact. I think its bc of them being male.
Not kidding. I analyzed this shit (unvoluntarily to find the reason after seeing "repetitions of event" / scientist method analyze).
Its like nsfw ero on pixiv or ero novels.
Why the heck they all go to fcking extremes.

But meanwhile you got female ero doujins, where the girl is like the in-between of sweet/evil "sports"
Tsuru
Tsuru
If male ero like : FK YEAH ! I FUCK YOU ! MY WEAPON IS 500 KM LONG ! YOU WILL BE MIND BROKEN !!!! (100 words + quality as if written by a preschooler)
Female ero : Kukuku, you cant escape my grasp. 500000 words long, high quality stuff.

(point finger to pixiv VS po18 or sweet-dreams novel or princess marietta on NU)
Tsuru
Tsuru
-Monologue complaint to CNs authors-

I. JUST. WANT. GOOD. OLD ROUTINE. FACESLAP.
BUT FASTER !
Like the BS "uncle of naruto" ff.
LIKE BRUH.
You are transmigrator and KNOW THE BS of the events ! Dont hide it !
But bruh is like : Returns -> Crash down the door of Hokage sarutobi -> arrogantly ask things for naruto (just cost $) -> go away without hurting them
Tsuru
Tsuru
TLDR : i just want a poofing anti-routine faceslap style !!!!! Like MC+FL goes to restaurant -> get a cliche young master asking table and/or girl -> MC facepalm and sigh in utter annoyance and cringe -> Slap away and breaking enemy young master's ALL BONES -> Go destroy their families just to make double sure and blood curse. Then go back home to eat home dinner of WIFFY.

THAT KIND OF STUFF !
Tsuru
Tsuru
But nope ! ALL CN authors WANT TO MAKE IT BIG. Trying to be masterpieces. OR LONG CHAPTERS FOR $.

But me i want wattpad quality trolling stuff. Konosuba was this stuff. OPM was this stuff.

*Want to grab the CN authors (like game devs moronic IQ)*
*And shove eyes to screen* COPY. THIS. THAT. SIMPLE. YOU. MF MORON.
Tsuru
Tsuru
Like : BRUH ! JUST WRITE (Naruto ff) MC be XXXX WHATEVER, BUT JUST GO TO HOKAGE AND KILL HIM ! But naaaaaaah, 300ch until finally sarutobi suffer.
or : Wuxia ? OH WOW another Nth GROW STRONG SLOWLY work.

Even manhwa linked, MC ASSASSINATE A YOUNG MASTER VERY EARLY !!!!
Tsuru
Tsuru
Like, i could go to NU.
Look at any old masterpieces like Martial god. Doupo. Soul land. Against the gods. Tales demons&gods. WHATEVER.

And rewrite WORD FOR WORD.
But simply make MC be more RUTHLESS/CAUTIOUS AND QUICK AND SATISFYING.
And changing a few sentences in each chap. DONE.
ITS WHAT THE PREV READERS WANTED.
But nope "I take Tang girls/Im tang but everyone hate me/etc" THE F !
Tsuru
Tsuru
Heck. I will tell my secret masterpiece as example. (probably given you)

Its : This protagonist strong but too cautious
(YES IT COPY [but better] THE CAUTIOUS JP SERIES)

Dude ch5 ! JUST 5!
Dude get a routine "BIG VILLAIN APPEAR TO KILL NOOBS"

BAM !
MC prepare 500 EXPLOSIVE TALISM

BAM !
There was 2000 more BEHIND !

THIS ! is fun.
Tsuru
Tsuru
But again, like jp with naruto case.
ALL CNs "Hey there is already a series about this that is popular SO I WILL NEVER DO SOMETHING SIMILAR !"

(meanwhile they copy tang/uchi/marvel/superman shit ALL THE TIMES)

Make me Want to fking anime-style RIGHT HOOK THEIR FACE.??
Tsuru
Tsuru
Its : This protagonist strong but too cautious
ANNNNDDDD

NO NEED FOR AUTHORS TO DESCRIBLE VILLAIN BACKSTORY or HIS STORY.
We WANT ENEMY TO SUFFER. THAT IS IT.

Seeing him TURNING MAD to point of MADNESS of the cautiousness of MC.
THIS. is fun.

but naaaaah, CNs need to write 30ch or 500000 words about THIS or THAT are bad guys of XXXX sects or big families.
Goddamnit egtjztjrataea?
NotaNuffian
NotaNuffian
Read the manhwa, was nice.
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