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You don't know how much I need a maid. I'm an evil lord, but I don't have any servants left. Maybe I should make an announcement to select some candidates...

Dew it!

Dew it!

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@DannyTheDaikon
It's extremely cringey, but who gets embarrassed anymore? I might actually consider it.

I have a candidate in mind already! @Cosmictapestry unlimited access to chocolate, what do you think?

Me? A maid? How utterly pedestrian!

pedestrian

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You can always double as a chauffeur if you insist so much ?

Have I been too chill lately? This daikon needs a good pickle.

Chopchop.

I hope you have a good knife if you attempt to chop this glorious Daikon

My hands can be quite pessuasive.

So it's not a chopping session, it's a massage wonderful, already jumping in to your duties this Daikon shall accept

Done

Amazing, Matcha-kun! I'm certain you'll find yourself a suitable maid in no time

@DannyTheDaikon For you, my dearest DD, it would be a full sensory experience, involving my skilled hands, candlelight (oh, but not just for ambiance), and perhaps a certain silken tie to keep you from squirreling away like the slippery soon-to-be pickle you are.

Oh? Sounds interesting I may be distracted enough to not even notice that I'm being pickled

I wouldn't say "distraction", but sure.

Ara~ Cosmic-sama, you're so brazen today, you almost make this Daikon blush
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