dog immediately hopped into lap before I could get my blanket on so now he gets a leg tent which I'm increasingly certain was his original intent, the dastardly fool
woke up to look something up and once again the internet ads have mistaken me for a whole other person, from sex to family to romantic preference I was completely mistook
every time I think "wow the last time I made boiled eggs the shell peeled off really easy" and then I make them and subsequently suffer immensely while fighting each grain of shell superglued to the egg white while the heavens laugh at my hubris
let's see how I can combine the need for me to go to the dmv and the necessity to get rid of some novelty plates. Maybe there are some boxes somewhere that I can use

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