I got tired of the roleplaying on SH forums. I couldn't bother to come up with something, and didn't want to. So I decided to become a non roleplaying roleplayer.
A yoghurt helped me with it. Long ago there was this yoghurt that came with pink chocolate thingies in it. The label said, for princesses. I said, "Fuck it, I'm a princess!" and bought it. And that's how I became a certified princess. Even paid money for it.