I walk into a restaurant, sit down, and read the menu of limited time specials. Yorda: *Macaroni and cheese inside an omelette? They dare to put macaroni and cheese in an omelette? That's disgusting! Culinary fools.* Waitress: "Hello, are you ready to order?" Yorda: "I would like to order the macaroni and cheese omelette [because I can and WILL EAT THIS ABOMINATION]." * True Story *