q observation log #33: always over-complicate your creations. this has never backfired once in the history of ever.
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q fact #32: if the universe is bothering you, just turn off the simulation and go to bed already; it's late and you've been in that thing for far too long already.
q rule #31: things just happen, what the hell? that's so fudged up...
Q rule #30: Roses are red,
Violets aren't actually blue.
Singular 'they'
Predates singular 'you'.
Rhyming is hard;
Microwave?
q rule #29: Any speculative fantasy is indistinguishable from theology.
some ding dong has turned the sun up to eleven. how rude! literally nothing should be subjected to this torturous heat.
q rule #28: Don't let anyone treat you like an option. You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
Q rule #27: Any and all solicitations can and will be met with judicious force... unless you're commissioning from us, ofc.
q rule #26: cheat. cheat at everything. cheat at life. cheat at chess. cheat at cheating and live an honest life. up to you, really.
q rule #25: the key to success is in our tentacles. in order to obtain it, you must complete our deadly labyrinth and find the treasure at the end!
quagma rule #24: nuh uh
quagma rule #23: If you can't accept others as they are without trying to change them, you're neither worth their trust nor their friendship.
just went to the aquarium. communed with the octopus there. they're so cool.
quagma rule #23: cordiality is overrated, especially when your side is the victim. appeasing the oppressors gets your face eaten by the leopards you partied with.
used to be that you could get hit by a falling piano and emerge from it with a smile made of piano keys playing an offtune melody. can't anymore, because of woke. /joke
You look fluffy. And edible.
why do crime dramas always portray the science so poorly? and they've got terrible evidence handling to boot. stop handling unlabeled/unphotographed evidence!
quagma rule #22: be crimes, do gay -
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