why do crime dramas always portray the science so poorly? and they've got terrible evidence handling to boot. stop handling unlabeled/unphotographed evidence!
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quagma rule #22: be crimes, do gay
quagma rule #21: the numbers for these rules are entirely made up. any semblance to logic or continuity is entirely coincidental.
I have realized the great father of radio isn't Holy Macaroni. These are sad times.
quagma rule #21: all characters are author-self inserts.
holy marconi, great father of radio. how do we keep forgetting how drowsy our allergy meds make us. each time we blink we are in danger of dropping off.
quagma rule #20: blaze it every day
writing haitus going well. reviewing old work, fixing rough spots. doing lots of thinking and studying.
unfortunately, we seem to have developed cat-on-lap syndrome. sadly, it is terminal. goodbye, sweet friends. this is the end for us.
bored. finally ran out of things to procrastinate with. might as well start working on writing...
quagma rule #20: extraterrestrials are real. you just gotta know where to find them: anywhere but here.
playing video games and browsing online stores instead of working on novel: check
more characters should have fangs. they're hella cute.
we are ? this close to unlocking the secret of good writing. no, we won't share. you have to figure it out on your own through practice, else what's the point?
got a kitty by our side and a cozy blanket to wrap ourselves in. perfect wreading/riting conditions.
quagma rule #20: death is always gorgeous, awe-inspiring, and inevitable, no matter the form they take. from the hooded scythe-bearing skeleton to the angel of darkness to the guiding light of the afterlife, even the hideous form of the Ferryman as he takes your coin has beauty, in its own way.
quagmoth rule #19: always follow the light. it's never anything bad. ever. ignore the sharp teeth behind the pretty glow.
quagma rule #18: two muffins were baking in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, gee, it sure is hot in here! To which the other muffin replies, "HOLY SMOKES, ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!"
quagma rule #17: turns out, the grass actually WAS greener on the other side this entire time. -
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