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Address, name of coworker, I'll start barking at them from the window

As @doravg taught us, call them a duck.

If you want to rub salt in the injury, smile. Not a simple smile, but a charming one. As if this coworker had just offered to you to give you a winning lottery ticket. Smile, relax, and then say:

Patka.

Say it charmingly. It means duck in Bulgarian. The coworker will never find out...