NotaNuffian

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 29, 2024

... So I just read a chinese superman using the power of updating his organs to Legendary status to update his "source of life" in order to allow him to procreate with anything that has a vagina.

My guess is that the "source" is his testicles, what do anyone who has wasted their time in reading this think?

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 29, 2024

Excessive.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 28, 2024

I got bored and imagined a male naga with a giant penis instead of a snake tail. Will be difficult to slither when stiffen.

Also, snakes have two penises, so said naga has three penises, one main cannon and two machine pistol.

Then I imagine the pistols to be same size as the cannon and now dude is just a tripod.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 25, 2024

Today's useless chinese history:

I learnt that Xiang Yu has polycoria ie double eye pupils.

There are others though and it was seen as a divine sign for emperorhood.

Though to be honest, most of China's shit is romantised.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 25, 2024

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 23, 2024

https://www.novelupdates.com/series/talent-swallowing-magician/

Change "talent" to "cum" to make more interesting.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 23, 2024

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 22, 2024

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 21, 2024

I got buttfucked by the tag.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 21, 2024

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 21, 2024

I liked how a seller who got criticized on social media would go onto the video post and started to yell and berate. There is no expletives but it is still full of passive aggression. The fact that the seller actually said things like "PM me" and "talk face-to-face" makes me think that it will end in a carpark brawl.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 20, 2024

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 19, 2024

Broke my rake.

Fuck.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 17, 2024

So in the new chinese work that I am forcing myself to read, the female lead has the ability to lactate.

In the doomed zombie world, everyone has a superpower, MC has the system, some rando can cast fireball, the female lead has been stuffing her breast milk down MC's throat.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 17, 2024

Kamen Rider Accel turns into a motorbike...

*Insert allow people to ride him joke*

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 17, 2024

The face slapping element is getting worse in the chinese work that I am still reading.

First is the face slapping of korean taekwondo.

Then it is rape of Nippon by murdering from Kyoto to Tokyo.

And now it is full blown face slapping with MC having to kill off the entire lineage of an otherworld chinese big name family.

Really in the cusp of dropping the work.

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  Iamnotabot

• Mar 17, 2024

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 17, 2024

Not only am I creatively bankrupt, I am also grammarly poor and morally broke.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 16, 2024

Had been binge watching kamen rider transformation vids.

Stopped myself when seeing a dude uses a lock as transformation and when he close the lock, the belt screams "lock on"

... cocked eye donkey bong.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 15, 2024

Jerking myself off now has a stupid side effect.

I can't shit. The chamber is loaded, the trigger pulled but the bullet refuses to fire.