SRB

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  SRB

• Mar 26, 2024

Another thing my sister and I send to eachother periodically:
"Cock and ball torture"
"Why?"
"Ы"
I do not know who started it (me) but we still do it to this day.

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  LuoirM

• Mar 26, 2024

I shaved

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Mar 23, 2024

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  SRB

• Mar 23, 2024

Every morning, depending on who wakes up first, my sister and I send each other the same messages. It's not "love you" or "good morning" It's something else:

"Has the suffering started?"
"Da."

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  TheMonotonePuppet

• Mar 22, 2024

@Nahrenne really got ya. Smitten much? LOL! (Teasing)

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  SRB

• Mar 22, 2024

A reminder to call your loved ones.

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  LuoirM

• Mar 22, 2024

How 99% of our conversation goes

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  SRB

• Mar 19, 2024

I want to die like my grandfather did – peacefuly in my sleep, and not screaming in horror like the passengers on his plane.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Mar 15, 2024

I just realised that you are an ARM-y man.

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  SRB

• Mar 15, 2024

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  Notadate

• Mar 14, 2024

Check tbl, I sent your art

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  SRB

• Mar 13, 2024

Can't move. Emotion gone.

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  SRB

• Mar 13, 2024

I wanted to play an online game. Almost threw my phone into the wall because of the bad Internet. It turns out that my mobile operator has broken something and now there is a bad connection in the whole country.
One more reason to start pumping iron.

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  SRB

• Mar 13, 2024

Today has been a roller coaster ride for my emotions. So as soon as I am free, I - as a completely healthy person - will pump iron until my body refuses to move.

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  SRB

• Mar 13, 2024

How to move a 300 kilogram safe?

Call people with professional equipment to move it for you? ?
Fold a cardboard box in half, put the safe on it and pull it with a rope? ?

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  SRB

• Mar 12, 2024

If you thought I learned my lesson and started being more careful with my fingers... The answer is no.
Almost drilled through one of them on accident because I wasn't paying attention.

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  SRB

• Mar 12, 2024

My cat almost gave me a heart attack. That asshole hid from everyone after I left and didn't show up for three days! It's not that unusual, but before that he was down with a severe food poisoning, so I was already beginning to think the worst.
Cats are assholes.
I love them.

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  SRB

• Mar 11, 2024

I was cooking food and burned the ever living fuck out of my fingers.
Every letter I type comes with a prince of pain.
Ouch.

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  SRB

• Mar 10, 2024

I'm going home, the cats stayed in the Family House Off The Grid™

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  SRB

• Mar 9, 2024

Left the room to do some stuff. I came back, one of my cats asleep on my blankets. I'd have to move her if I want to lay down.
It's her bed now, I guess...