As a duck, I have to say that I am very disappointed in you. You have not rickrolled me yet, and this has led to me being greatly disappointed. I don't understand why you won't rickroll me. Is it because I'm a duck? Are you a duck-hater?"
I thought we had a great acquaintance, but now I'm starting to question everything. Do you not rockroll ducks, Corty? Is this some sort of sick joke to you?
I'm sorry, Corty, but if you can't rockroll me, I'm afraid I'll have to break off our acquaintance. I don't want to do this, but I can't continue to associate with someone who doesn't appreciate the art of the rockroll.
So please, Corty, if you want to salvage our acquaintance, I suggest you start rockrolling me immediately. If not, then I'm afraid we'll have to go our separate ways."