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Watch out, they're coming after you.

Tells me that we are in an age of peace, which means I can live happily and hopefully never have to do my job.

Worrisome indeed.

@J_Chemist

Your job being?

I am dumb, but I feel like I've become even dumber after reading this.

@Assurbanipal_II Legal violence with high explosives.

@J_Chemist
Which arm?

The boring one that's full of nerds and lost children. Not the cult.

It is either the corporation force, or the artillery ... But hard to tell.

Executing lobotomies and delivering high speed packages straight to your resident MAAM faster than you can call for your momma. On time and on target! We pride ourselves in our 5 Star service! And remember! We'll see you before you ever see us!

@J_Chemist
Astounding optimism ... But the air power advocates were always like this.

They are, but each role plays it's part. Air power means nothing if you can't occupy the target area and secure it.

Well, I would lie if I said I didn't want to see you in use to collect some data ...

Three days into the war ...

We have run out of fuel ...

All our planes are in maintenance ...

The Raytheon chips are faulty, as the CEOs have busted all the cash on stripers ...

We have no spare parts as Lockheed has scrapped the tooling years ago without telling anyone ...

The paint job seems to hold up remarkably well, though.

Where's the brat when you need an escape.

@J_Chemist

??? Did I do anything wrong?

Yet. Not yet.