NotaNuffian

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  NotaNuffian

• Jan 1, 2024

In just now year old that I learnt that "goon" now has a new meaning ffs.

Basically after being denied of orgasming (aka edging), the euphoric release afterwards is now call "goon".

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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  NotaNuffian

• Jan 1, 2024

Gouging my eyes and wallet out were not how I think I would spend the time.

The explosions afar were nice though, at least no one hooted like gibbons this year.

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• Dec 31, 2023

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 30, 2023

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 29, 2023

FA~ KA~ YU~
FA~ KA~ YU~

*Blowing raspberries while running in circles, arms flailing*

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 28, 2023

2 sodding hours.

On the bloody printer driver.

And now it somehow worked after I fiddled with the cable.

Fyi, I merely flicked it and now the printer is churning paper.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 28, 2023

Post nut clarity just killed my drive to continue writing porn.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 28, 2023

I am impressed by the decibels of crying kids.

Even managed to punch through my noise cancelling headphones at full blast playing Rip n Tear.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 28, 2023

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Dec 27, 2023

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 27, 2023

... I need some plot to push the porn.

I am completely stuck.

I for fucks sake can't write the 500~1000 words of plot.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 27, 2023

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 27, 2023

Rereading the porn that I wrote years ago and must admit, I am really catering to myself.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 27, 2023

I actually went back to writing lines on my porn in docs.

I am officially relapsing.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 26, 2023

苍天给我一巴掌，一巴还比一巴响。

Mtl: Heaven gave me a slap in the face, and each slap was louder than the last.

Fyi, I made the phrase above three minutes ago.

Felt the "fallen rock bottom and someone threw me a shovel" moment and the chinese literature god blessed me for a moment.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 26, 2023

I want to shove my head up my own asshole.

Not only from the fact that my hunt in chinese webnovel land has been unsuccessful.

Not only the fact that all my bookmarks no update.

But because my head hurts.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 25, 2023

Am a very casual viewer.

I now then got the joke of "he has a twin brother" in Gravity Falls. Apparently the work has already told viewers the answer in an early episode stinger with the not-so-subtle gag of Detective Duck's twin brother reveal.

I also failed to notice Simmons voiced Gruncle Ford.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 25, 2023

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 25, 2023

Merry Christmas to all.

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  NotaNuffian

• Dec 24, 2023

Ranting:

1 work that featured MC with system that uses JingGu (the two famous chinese wuxia novelists) martial arts.
Pro: MC is not an OP bastard.
Con: I wish the MC is likeable. He is trying to pull a Wei XiaoBao and also play as a rational coward, I hate that. I hate that every fight scenes that ends with him getting his testicles spanked by stronger opponents even though it is "rational"