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I need more proof than some texts.

Visual proof has more weight than simple claims.

Why does everyone want to see @RepresentingEnvy slap big boobs?

they want her to test the theory I imagine

Vampire vs Bewbs...that'd be interesting.

It's for Science, what else?

Oh, I've tested it, but I can only confirm for a few samples.

Someone gets her titties slapped. Envy gets to slap some titties. We get to see some titties being slapped. Everyone is happy.

I only see a win-win-win situation here.

Btw, Writers are also Researchers, and Scientists are also Reseachers. Therefore, Writers are Scientists.

Hence, we need empirical evidence of big bewbs' potency for slapping.

I'm all about collecting empirical evidence. In fact, I did it yesterday! The empirical evidence gathering, not the slapping of titties.

What are you gathering evidence for? The Empire?

It was a cute measurement prospect. It was for The Empire of Cuteness.

Ayt. I rest my case.

Big bewbs aren't cute. I think those are horrible.

empire of cuteness eh

They are slapable. Speaking of, how come in those Chinese novels there is never a female MC Young Master where she is told to slap her tits at least 500 times for disrespect.

1-800-Are-you-slappin

No joke, that is enough to cause breast cancer, and as someone whose mom suffered from it, breast cancer isn't nice.

Hence the ancient masters disapproved the act.

Aren't rear cheeks more slappable?
*covers her chest protectively and stares warily at RE*

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