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@Nahrenne poured some water on top of my head. It was the final trigger for the proceeding events that led to the current state of affairs. However, the truth of this event is even more astounding because something happened in secret. Only the observant will be able to figure out what is wrong.

@Blitz I have discovered that spiritual walnuts have an "Essence Capacity". This is the maximum amount of essence that they can absorb before going dormant. @tiaf has confirmed that the walnuts are most likely symbiotic and beneficial, so absorbing too much essence and killing their host is highly unlikely. I'm also naturally overflowing with essence. No worries.

@ohko It turns out that Nutia is the original progenitor of the Spiritual Walnut People. Nutia's descendants further evolved and diversified throughout the ages to become different tribes of Nut People. It seems that many of the ancient villainess teachings were lost or remain only as legends and myths.

@HURGMCGURG Look deep into Nutia's eyes. It's true that she looks at people like that normally, but ever since she was a sprout she heard people saying things like "weed killer" and "kill the walnut". It's shaped her young and impressionable psyche enabling her to become a harsh and cruel-hearted villainess! Ohohoho

but but there was clearly two sprouts , did the strongest one absorb its twin?

Hey, @LonelyPerson. I'm bothering you.

Hoh. Would you really like to know what happened to the second sprout?

I was surprised you were that observant actually. I thought it might be a while, but more people might have been watching me more than I thought? Hmmm, since you observe me so carefully and as an aside, on a regular basis do I seem like an idiot to you?

perhaps ? perhaps not

I saw you edit that. Good edit.

Alright then. The truth is ...

The walnuts are spiritual nuts. It turns out that Nutia physically manifested in this world, but her spiritual twin incarnated in another world. In the story above, it was actually Nutia's spiritual twin who crossed space and time to become the progenitor of the Spiritual Walnut People. I actually wrote some of this story already (several thousand years into the future).

I had the intention to share the daily life of her descendants far into the future of their world, but I haven't yet posted the story officially on SH yet. However, if people would like I could share with those interested ... part 1 (which my friend said was really cute).

Edit: It's a limited time offer.

No nut jokes huh. Like "There were two sprouts. Where did your other nut go?"

This is boring. Everyone is asleep right now.
@tiaf sleeping in whipped cream blue fish beer land
@Nahrenne sleeping in ... (find joke and insert later)

It's time to spice things up.
From the pits of geometric head, anthropomorphic animal hell summon the (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @BenJepheneT

Did you seriously just wake me up just so I can see your sentient nut

ALL HAIL THE WALNUT!

Man she's gonna look back at all this in her college years and cringe so hard she'll produce fucken almond milk

Do you mean Nutia's college years or mine? Because they tell me I finished university recently ... so I'm already hopeless.

And yeah. I did wake you up to see my sentient nut? That a problem?

HURGMCGURG uses RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade).

Fuck this, fuck you, fuck the universe, why am I even here, I should be asleep, I want to be asleep, where the fuck are my cyanide capsules

Woa, I just got off work and so much happened in these 11,5 hours I was away

I just want people to love the nut as much as I do ... why don't you love my sentient walnut offspring!

*rage*
*swear*

*After calming down*
It's no good. If they don't love my darling nut, then ... then they must be eliminated from this world.