Santa's elves don't seem to survive long, but I don't think there are many vegetables at the north pole.
Elves are just a myth made by the liberals so you can vote for socialism. It's all a scam. Take the red pill. Unlock yourself from the Matrix.
Cummunism has unironically became a meme at this point because it totally undermines the very nature of being human. One game of Frostpunk is all you need to know how well that shit will work out