SRB

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  SRB

• Feb 20, 2024

Two soldiers come to the commander of the unit with some kind of bottle. He looked and asked:
"And what is this?"
"Well, the vodka is kind of strange, Comrade commander."
He opened the bottle, sniffed, poured it into a glass, took a sip. He tasted it, finished his glass and said:
"It's just vodka, I can't see anything wrong with it."
"Comrade ensign also can't see anything after it."

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  SRB

• Feb 18, 2024

I found another interesting chastushka!

Gladsome bird ain't care of nuthin'
Neither working nor regard.
It just peeps and tweets and chitters,
Little dickey, fucking tart!

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  Aaqil

• Feb 7, 2024

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  Nahrenne

• Feb 6, 2024

'o'
You've become handsome.

X

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  Nahrenne

• Jan 24, 2024

'-'
Every time I catch a glance of your avi, I keep thinking you're like a Dubwool, or another goat pokemon.
'-'
Then I remember you're the handy person.

X

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  SRB

• Oct 24, 2023

My last post on the site for this month at least. The army is waiting for no man.

Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
Fuck their way through ticket check

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  Iamnotabot

• Oct 22, 2023

Happy bday russian boi. No advice for anything, but if you ever go on a date don't ask her phone number until the last minute.

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  Tsuru

• Oct 19, 2023

Russia all the way o_o7

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  SRB

• Oct 19, 2023

I’m writing this here so that no one will worry about my absence, if anyone is interested that is.

On the twenty-fifth of October I am going to serve in the army. So for the next year I won’t be here at all, although perhaps I’ll be back in a couple of months. It all depends on which unit I end up in, but as they say: hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

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  SRB

• Oct 13, 2023

Haven't had the change to post this one, because my last joke about the army wasn't a joke. Mother Russia demands her debt back.

Nick is crossing village slowly –
Outside it is cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something’s coming.

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  SRB

• Oct 6, 2023

This. This is my future in the army.

Old Ivan Ilyich and I
Used to work at a CI
He's a fuckhead, so am I
Someone’s filched our CI.

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  SRB

• Oct 5, 2023

Why the hell are you here? Go stalk someone else.

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  Tsuru

• Oct 5, 2023

Best 2d russian theme
(minus TETRIS being a total different dimension of quality)

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  SRB

• Oct 2, 2023

ANOTHER ONE. AND ANOTHER ONE!

Two of us — me and my buddy
Giving gifts to everybody
You get daughter, you get son
Patriotic duty’s done

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  SRB

• Sep 28, 2023

Some dark Russian humor for my comrades. Of course, that's an adaptation, but what can you do?

Kids are asking uncle Peck:
Why's there wire on your neck?
Uncle has no words to spare
Swinging calmly in the air.

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  SRB

• Sep 27, 2023

Hmm, yes, you all should see another glimpse of Russian culture. I've got a few in my little secret stolen book.

Coffee pot's a bit unstable
Dishes fall around
Fucking on a little table
Makes a lot of sound

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  SRB

• Sep 26, 2023

Do you want to read another obscene Russian folk chastushka? Too bad, I already got you one.

You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He's got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin's masterpiece.

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  SRB

• Sep 24, 2023

Do you want to hear a Russian folk chastushka translated into English? Great, here's one!

Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.

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  TheMonotonePuppet

• Sep 17, 2023

Are you related to Señor Screaming Fingers?

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  Raymann

• Sep 4, 2023