... excuse me? I don't sexually harass people. Have I been sexually harassed? Yes. But I don't do it to other people. You better be saying that as unspecific advice not inferring me as one such person.
I am neither a Teletubbie nor have I kissed a minor (unless you count when I was 16, kissing my 16 year old boyfriend), and I wouldn't without prior consent.
Maybe a little overboard, but not enough that I felt the need to call you out. It's all in good-natured fun since I've got a good grasp on your personality.