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I understand, but please stop putting pizza on pineapples!!!

Hell is just an invention for the feeble-minded.

Right, we invented it to keep you hell spawns away from our vicinity you soap-biting troglodytes. Bet you eat cheese straight from the block you fucken insult to God's Earth.

Yush, I love my Gorgonzola. Do you want some? *sharing*

I'm fine watching you eat from above you sick fuck

Hmpf, I expected nothing less from a savage eastern barbarian like you.

Right back at you, you smooth-brained microwave

Microwave? We don't use microwaves here. I hope you knew at least that, illiterate barbarian. Ohohohoho.

Oh really? Guess you folks were more primitive than I thought...

While you call the non-usage of a microwave primitivity in your bottomless ignorance, barbarian, in our circles we regard its presence as a certain sign tasteless and unrefined cuisine. Ohohohoho.

In North America, everyone that can cook has opened an expensive restaurant and every that can't cook makes all the reasonably priced foods available. We don't have the small and affordable artisan shops that you have in Europe. The cuisine is the greatest failure of our continent. Now I feel that I can't even show my microwave using face again.

Well, it just a matter of fact that microwaves are uncommon here in Europe to the point that they are not considered standard for a kitchen. There are households that have one, but it is regarded as extraordinary as having a microwave indirectly implies "well, they can't cook and anything that requires more finesse than heating up in microwave is beyond their ability".