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In my effort to become a splendid villainess I would often find dishes in the sink, however, "A splendid villainess would never have unwashed dishes in the sink!" Thus the dishes are washed. Ohohoho.

Likewise with studying, "A villainess is by nature high spec. Studies both personal and professional must never be neglected!" Thus the studying is done. Ohohoho.

As I continued day to day like this I began to wonder, "Is this really the method to become a splendid villainess? What about the arrogance, the pride, and the demeanour?! Aren't I becoming a gag character who is only punctually doing chores!"

Despite the fact that those deplorable and lowly chores were promptly shown their place ...

Eh. But gag villainesses are ... pretty good too.

I'll have to double check my villainess reference textbook to brush up on my rusty theory. Diligence is key to becoming splendid after all!

Villainess Checklist.

Trauma: Well, I could always work on this a bit more.
Lonely childhood: Alright. Too easy.
Arrogance: It's hard but I can try my best to look down on others. >.<
...

Gag Villainess Checklist
Thinks they are smart, but actually are stupid: B-b-but I am smart! Hmpf.
Clumsy when they attempt to show off: If I trip over my own feet after insulting someone, I should just roll ...

*huggles the cute villainess and mini villainesses*

\(^o^)/

Keep up the hard work!

X

It's fairly difficult to cultivate enough delusional motivation to attempt to become a real life novel character. I just find myself reading exciting novels and it inspires me to make more effort in my life. I do understand that novel characters and my real life self are not comparable, but I don't let that stop me from my ambitions! Ohohoho.

One main difference between novel characters and me is that they are much more efficient. Their fictional timelines involve a great deal of compaction as they effectively use all their daylight hours wholesomely. I get things done, but my time periods to do so are extended. Everything takes longer for me because I'm not efficient!!! Ohoho no ...

I can achieve a higher level of erudition ... so far I have achieved a high level, but it took a lot of time.
I want to learn a musical instrument, but it will take time.
I want to get the ball rolling on my high society finances, but it will take time ...

All is for the purpose of becoming ... a splendid villainess!!!

@Nahrenne I want to see you explain your way out of this. Please. I sincerely do.

I have recorded the evidence.

(^_^)

It's something every villainess needs to learn at some point.

X

Who are you? Seriously?

I'm a little freaked out.

I'm me but not me.
I've been feeling a little out of myself the past few days...
I'll most likely perk up in a few more days.
(^_^)

I think the gourd flute looks nice.
Of course, you'd need to fill yourself with the fleshy part first.

X

@Nahrenne is evolving and someone forgot to hold the B button.

My friend told me it was probably just satan and to not be alarmed.

I may be a flower of evil, but I don't know anywhere near as much special vocabulary as some pure and innocent maidens. \O_O/
Could it be that I was actually the heroine and Nahrenne was the villainess the whole time? What! Nonsense!
After all I know for a fact that my dark magic is very powerful!

I would be a cannon fodder who gets bullied all her life with no happy ending, or happiness, the entire time.
'-'

I have destroyed all the evidence, except the part that is recorded on my hard drive. Nobody must know about this incident. Nobody should know that something even happened here today. The masses must be kept in the dark. It's all part of my scheme.

*huggles the cute villainess*

\(^o^)/

X