I have something call the sauce case, it has every condiment, every seasoning, dry herbs I usually use. If a trip, even if its a short one, I always bring it for emergency flavor if the food taste too bland.
Having a blast playing a War Cleric, I almost want to rename my goody-two-shoe Dragonborn Bonketron. Their name is Iscariot btw, definitely not foreshadowing anything :D
I have ten monsters I labeled as TPK monsters existing across all of my games, they are made to keep the players in check. If they do something overboard, then I'll send one.
Though I should say 11 TPK monsters now, an early game boss my players called Wolf Mommy has been promoted.
One of the weird things parents say to their children to get them to behave, my experience at least, is sending them to Thailand with that Asian Mom scolding voice. Because Thailand has a lot of transgender people and it seem like a bad thing to the boomers.
I was asked to do homework for my friend, he rolled an actual d20 and got nat 20. Well, I listen to the die.
Feeling lazy after a long day, I just used A.I. and there is a Socrates A.I... it asked me how I want the plot to go, who my MC is, the settings, the time, the reason. It asked a lot.
Once it had enough information, it wrote a really good short story. Like, damn, this fooled an AI spotting website.
I saw a space manta ray when I was very young, flying across the sky with its underside reflecting the galaxy. It might be a dream, but I remember it so clearly.