caught and released a random grasshopper I found on my bathroom counter using a disposable container and a business card; my main question is...where did the grasshopper come from?
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I know a lot of stuff on wattpad is dubious in quality but it's so much fun to dig through it to find stuff
alright so the attempt for volunteering turned out to be unnecessary and instead I got to cart around a minor festival carrying two chairs that I was told to bring; a little irritating but who told both parties to suck at communicating
reading a gl story and the fl is such a brat I wanna bully her ?
I suddenly feel like being nice to my protagonist after throwing her down her second river
Sitting near a big leafy plant where the leaves are right next to my face which means I will fight the urge to try and bite the leaves until I get to exit this situation
I think leg day belongs to the devil!
I am very sleepy. sleepy sleepy sleepy
This dude is straight up growling n grunting behind me like dude why is your workout inspiring these noises
I think I'll make blueberry pancakes for my breakfast after I'm done at the gym n then have a salad for lunch
first job I ever lost was via a text (which I later realized was illegal too late in the process) and the only thing that cheered me up that day was a bunch of Mike Myers movies including the cat in the hat and the Austin powers movies
I suppose i just...hounded a lot of people earlier ??
I want the little hound
alright that's probably enough spreading
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finished my ravioli dinner in record time and no white shirt fatalities thanks to all the well wishes of everyone who didn't hope for me to get sauce-d
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