caught and released a random grasshopper I found on my bathroom counter using a disposable container and a business card; my main question is...where did the grasshopper come from?
alright so the attempt for volunteering turned out to be unnecessary and instead I got to cart around a minor festival carrying two chairs that I was told to bring; a little irritating but who told both parties to suck at communicating
Sitting near a big leafy plant where the leaves are right next to my face which means I will fight the urge to try and bite the leaves until I get to exit this situation
first job I ever lost was via a text (which I later realized was illegal too late in the process) and the only thing that cheered me up that day was a bunch of Mike Myers movies including the cat in the hat and the Austin powers movies

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