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What is Alan Chadnips terrarium?

What animals are inside?

Anything that won't trap Alan.

It's my trauma after our turtle died getting stuck.

Just the turtle. I'm getting a larger terrarium with a better filter, more room, and a better heat lamp. I won't get anything that may trap him.

Get him some earthworms

Another smaller, more feminine, turtle.

no

You're right, a female may attempt to trap him.

That's not how traps wor--oh. OH! OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Give him pizza.

get him some plants and a nice rock to hide behind

Beeg brain move there

All I want is for a real life turtle to say cowabunga after eating pizza. If I can see that, then I have lived well.

Tell you what, look for a slow ass human, and ask him to say "Cowabunga!!!" after eating a pizza.

Problem solved.

Real life turtle (figuratively) for ye.

-_- Not the same.