“Upon activation of this card’s effect, the player who activated it must engage in a series of complex and intricate actions in order to draw two cards from their deck and add them to their hand. These actions include, but are not limited to:
carefully analyzing the current state of the game, taking into account factors such as life points, cards in hand and on the field, and potential future plays; making strategic decisions based on this analysis; and physically drawing the top two cards from their deck with precision and care.
you actually want the serious explination? then i gotta ask, are you fammiliar with the theory behind why upstart goblin is bad? because it's basicly just an extension of that and i'd like to have to explain as little as possible