Americans: *learn languages like Spanish or Latin in school* "Ah, I am just a monolingual. Sometimes I think I don't even know English lol"
Europeans: *know how to pronounce croissant* "French. Dutch. German. English. I knew more languages by the time I stopped swallowing legos than what you could possibly learn in your whole life."
Before civil marriages were mandatory, a guy in some rural parts of India discovered a loophole that he could just put a wedding necklace (our version of wedding rings) on any random women and technically they are now married.
Fun fact! Search "*insert bad politician name* Gangsta's Paradise" on YouTube and you will meet some of the premium idiots world has to offer in the comment section.