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the spread of cat militarism is concerning.

Just a quiet painless death of cat cuddles mixed with poison. Then a military raid no worries.

Ca Ca Ca Catnip for all! You've wanted to nap in the warmth of the sun, but they said you couldn't! You've wanted to walk over keyboards, but they pushed you away! You've wanted to rub your head on everything without care, but they used the spray bottle! No more! The Cat Party will provide your naps, keyboards will be sponsored by the state, and you will rub your head as you please!

It's a new age for all! The time has come Nyaaaaa! Your time has come Nyaaaaa! I remember the days when I was a little kitten, treats were scarce, the despicable played incessantly with my paw pads, I mewed for naught. No longer! We stand together in these times by the might of the Cat Party NYAAA! It's a dynamic new age where the common cat can contribute to his country and reap the rightfully deserved benefits.

Meow. I support this.

The Cat Party will no longer tolerate the status quo! Those fat, pompous, extortionist humans have suppressed our people too long! We will be the ones to use the spray bottle!

Look around you at your fellow citizens! They have already started to rise up for the future, for the Cat Party Nyaaa!

Fluffy, Fierce, and Fortuitous,

The time is now,
It is the time of the Cat Party

Nyaaaaaaaaaaa!

United we fluff, divided we fall!

Join now the United Cat Party!

Later joining could be regarded as anti cat revolutionary behaviour. Deportation in cat fluff camps possible.

Parent: Should my kittens join the Junior United Cat Party Youth Club to show our family's full commitment to the party?