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Bald man's head.
...On second thought, don't. That might be offensive to sharper people.

A rubber hammer, maybe? Or rubber in general.

Me.

The blade was as sharp as a baby's toe

'Your' brain, with the word 'your' referring to your bitterest enemy.

A rotten pudding

Sharp as a that man's wit

A sharpie,

A round object?

Like bowling ball, orange, egg.

Dull?

A rock.

As sharp as a club or a bludgeon, maybe?

Well....that won't make a good simile?
Its like saying this rifle fires like a pistol?

If a rifle fires like a pistol, would that not be a testament to the quality of the rifle? By referring to the sword as being as sharp as a club, it is the same. A club is a blunt weapon; a sword is a sharp weapon. Rather than a comparison like a "flower's kiss" which cannot easily be imagined and detracts from the story, I think this comparison would be more vivid in the reader's imagination.