T'interweb is the internet
Numpty is like idiot but in an endearing way
Butty is like a sandwich
Bap is like a bread roll
Reyt/Reet is just right
Chuffed is happy
Ta is thanks
I mean, you can have a whole load of food referring to body parts, you know?
For men, the usual ones are stuff like:
Sausage, cucumber, banana, nuts, onions, aubergine/eggplant, etc...
'-'
And regional dialects are fine!