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What?

For those wondering if I'm joking about the cheese caves: https://blog.farmlinkproject.org/st...nt-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese

Enough to make a new moon.

America is a weird place.

@Anon2021 don't tell them about our backup plan for the moon.

Uhhh... What?

@SailusGebel there is a refrigerated bunker of 1.4 billion lbs of cheese underneath Missouri that was placed there by the government to store excess cheese. I want some of it.

Ok. But what the fuck is a white boy impulses?

I don't know, man. The best way I can explain it is crackers love cheese. I desire cheese. I am a cracker. Must be white boy impulse.

Cracker? Crackers love cheese? What?

Cracker: A slang term for a poor white person.

Ok, and why exactly do crackers love cheese?

I mean, the Cheddar Gorge in the UK also stores cheese in caves.
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The gorge was fun to drive through, too.
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*doesn't like blue cheese*
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@SailusGebel historically it has to do with harsh winters and warm summers where aged/stored dairy products became staples during the winter from the lack of other good tasting stored foods. It's just become a part of the culture.