I have so many questions about this. First and foremost: Did she grate cheese and it fell on your calf or did she use your calf to grate the cheese? If it's the latter: What kind of exercise do you do? If not: Where else did the cheese land? Also, what is the obsession with grated cheese people have?
As in I slice it myself, not bought already sliced.
Same with grated.
I grate it myself since bought has starch on it to keep it from getting wet and stuck together.
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I work at a camp and retreat center as the food service manager so when I serve food my coworkers and I eat too. My coworker used my left calf to grate the cheese because he wanted to test whether it was hard enough to grate cheese on.
As for excercising, I usually run 2-6 miles a day as well as basic martial arts and fencing practice. My coworker caught the grated cheese in his hand so very little ended up on the floor. I don't know why people are obsessed with grated cheese.