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The American in me had to look around and then at my waist to check. Thanks for the reminder.

Thanks won't pay the bills. Me need wads of cash

I use my gun to find you a find of cash.

You find a safe that might contain cash in it. You don't know any safe picking, but a precisely aimed shot may be able to open it. You shoot the lock, roll above 15 to successfully open the door.

Ha, you fool. I have studied and practiced all forms of lock picking techniques. The gun is just insurance.

Due to the panic, you have forgotten your skills. You now rely on your gun. Roll more than 15 to succeed

I rolled a 17 with +3 to marksmanship

The safe opens, and there was a wad of cash inside. Give it to the dungeon master now

I shot the dungeon master in the foot and run.

....YOU CANNOT DO THAT! DUNGEON MASTER IS A COSMIC ENTITY BEYOND GOD!

Then why didn't the dungeon master open up the safe himself and take the money? Create your own money, fool!

I see you had a special conversation on my profile

We did. Now I'm wrestling with the idea of a god accidentally inflating the entire world economy by making a ton of money.

Thats a really good idea

IT'S NOT FUN THAT WAY! GIMME THE MONEY OR ELSE I'LL HAVE YOU FAMILY KILLED BY A BUNCH OF BANDITS