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Ben... please don't become the Mr. Hands of cars.

I feel like you're just copy pasting the I want to fuck a Speedwagon skit from I was reincarnated as the god of shitty life counseling for defective washed up waifus but with Ford explorers.

ford explorer, huh... hmm... I had imagined you were more of a 1995 Honda accord sorta guy. Well color me surprised.

Plausible. Just stick your dick in the part where they put the oil in

Well, according to the old Manswers show that used to come on SpikeTV back in the mid-200's to early 2010's....there are currently 11,000 people in the U.S. that actually do fuck their vehicles. I don't know the details of how and where they "stick it", but yeah. They even had interviews with a few of them, though their faces were censored of course.

And this was just America, it's a global thing apparently, but they didn't have the permission to post the stats from the other countries they had researched this phenomenon on. Only the Muricans allowed their degeneracy to be known. Typical I guess.

You do know that SpikeTV had that info because fucking around with vehicles adds your name to the list of sex offenders, eh?

@bibrosko I'll need you to prove that with a source other than "trust me bro". That's a strange claim that makes no sense. So I looked it up, and even bestiality doesn't land you on a sex offender list, which to me, is far more offensive than someone banging their car.

So I doubt 11,000 really niche fetishists are listed as sex offenders unless they've also done something else beforehand. All sex offender crimes, in the US at least, are based only on rape or sexual relations with minors.

@War_and_Poetry A strange claim that makes no sense and you looked it up. What, on the internet? You trust that more than I? Look here, I can tell you whatever the fuck I want and it's your job to listen. If you don't want to do your job then quit. I'll listen to your ass but don't expect unemployment for ye bum.