I have come for you. Your power has become too much for the forum to sustain by itself.
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Tony after he sees the replies on his latest thread
I am so happy seeing my clones all big and strong
Say, "Not to kink shame anyone but-" before a sentence to make it sound more formal in your research papers or sick leave applications
We don't switch on the lights of our kid's room, they have adapted to see in dark. Everyday, we have them pick the bedroom lock if they want to have breakfast. My daughter is just 3 years old, yet she has already developed a set of well developed eyes and long ears to collect all vibrations. Other parents are shocked when they hear her speak in perfectly clear sentences about how she wishes to chew their nails off.
I have met men who believe girls don't grow body hair. This isn't just a touch grass moment. This is the new meta.
you liar. angry emote did NOTHING. literally NOTHING.
I once recieved a notification, "___ mentioned you in a profile comment on ___ profile," the ___ being the same person.
When I clicked on it, I found that the person's profile was closed, it blocked people from visiting them.
So, I found that person on novelupdates, and asked what the comment was, and she said it was,
"Hi @Agentt , you cannot see this."
That's a nice joke you got there. Look how effortlessly I plagiarize it
How to get away with murder:
1. Find a man named Ceasar
2. Stab him to death.
3. Explain to the court why it's funny.
4. Walk out like a legend
Dang it. You've already gotten to 2k messages. How s hall I defeat that?
Latter half of the alphabet supremacy!
According to all known laws of aviation, a bat should be able to get circumcised. But a bat gets circumcised anyways because it's jewish.
- Doug Doug, Twitch Streamer, Youtuber
Imagine if SHF had a nsfw tag, like one in discord where it asks, "This thread is marked 18+, do you wish to enter?"
What havoc we would make
Congratulations, you have become based,
The simulation shall now end,
Happy valentine's day. Agentt.
This was the first time me doing the cover is the link thingy in the signature and it was so stressful....i hate technology...and my fat fingers...the insert link button would disappear instantly....
oh, 2016. 4 away from the cursed number. And 5 away from the even more cursed number.
Don't just touch grass, aim higher, aim for the greener grass that resides on the other side -
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