Bad idea: Everyone should change their profile pics to @Agentt just to mess with everyone.
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I don't know my limits but I'm damn well testing them!
Chief, I'm trying to sneak past the guards but the clap of my ass cheeks keep opening their hidden cyanide pills
Not gonna lie. I wanna get a boat and live on the sea. Sadly, I can neither afford a boat nor do I have someone to go with me.
No amount of drugs, alcohol, or therapy will ever remove the constant feeling that you will never obtain what you desire most in this world. Even if you don't know what it is, the feeling is always there. This is the fate of mortals.
Whenever I get scared my hearing ability triples.
The Priest from the Princess Bride was the OG user of uwu speech. I don't know how I feel about this realization.
New chapter of I Accidentally summoned the Hero! Now what?
Welcome to Build-a-Bomb! For all of your explosive needs.
Had a reader begging me to bring back these dumbass fantasy rabbits because they hadn't had any contact with predators in over 60 years and weren't cautious at all around the characters. Also, said reader now hates the MC because he chucked one of them into a possibly dangerous magic trap to see if it would disappear.
When that one reader that always comments every few chapters stops suddenly and you start to feel sad.
My dueling lightsabers finally arrived!
I have been cursed once more. Time to add it to the list of curses placed on my family.
Since no one else will, I'm gonna say it. Dragon Tales was a better Barney Isekai.
Procrastination is a funny thing. You don't do things because you don't want to do them. However, you know you need to do them. You know that there are consequences to not doing them but you still don't do them.
Stand up. Kneecap cracks in three places. AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Realize there is no pain. Go to sit back down. Back cracks. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Feel the pain of a thousand moons exploding in my neck. Why is my body so old when I'm supposed to be in my prime?
I have decided to focus my bastard energy into something productive, like the dishes and taking down the government.
I had a dream last night that some chick ran up to me and shrieked "Give me your dick!" After that, I was sitting on a couch in front of two kids. I look at them and proudly say "And that's the story of how I met your mother."
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