If I ever become a villain in real life I probably wouldn't classify as a villain but rather a Robin hood. Not because I help the poor but because my nemesis would consist of the government and rapists.
Who is this "her" everyone is talking about? All I see on these shops signs are "get it for her" or "The perfect gift for her". Who is she and why do so many people want to appease her? Is there some cult out there that I don't know of?
I haven't been able to find a single can opener that will last more than a month before breaking. Thus, I have been using a knife to open all my canned food for the past three months. It's pretty annoying.
Grammarly keeps trying to change the spelling of several words in my story because I spell with England English and not American English. I get it already! you think that SPECTRE is wrong but SPECTER isn't. I may be American but all the English words I know are spelled in a European style. Don't blame me. Blame my mother who had me read a 1989 Oxford Dictionary in order to better my spelling.
Sometimes the forum seems stagnant for like hours at a time. Where's the new ideas or review beggars? Where are the top tier shitposts and sketches that everyone likes? I'll tell you where! They were here at 4 AM EST and sometimes in the afternoons.
For my next big writing project, I shall write a 2k page gospel for a cult. It shall contain rules for living a kind and emotionally stable life as well as how to make wine and mead with THC oil. One may achieve spiritual enlightenment through kindness, prayer, and weed. All will be welcomed.
I just drove 22 hours and my phone stopped charging midway. I had to pull over and write down the directions just so I could keep going without it. I grew a new respect for GPS. Going to get my phone fixed or possibly replaced tomorrow.