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*Hides the axe behind the back* Utopia-san?!

O-Oh, hi... Uh... Ellie, I thought I saw an axe, but I guess I must have imagined, right...?!

I-I mean, what would you even need an axe for?

*glances at axe* O-Oh this? Its for firewood *nervous laughter*

A-Ah, so I wasn't mistaken... it is an axe... Uhm...

I guess if it is for firewood it should be fine... right?

Are you chopping wood for a campfire or something...?

Y-yeah, thats r-right! Do you want to get inside for a cup of tea?

A-Ah, tea... I do quite like tea, but... *looks around nervously*

W-Well, as long as it is a cup, what bad could come from it?!

Ch ch ch
Ah ah ah
(but with axes instead of chainsaws)

Great, i'll get the stove running *walks back inside with a malicious grin*

Y-You seem pretty enthusiatic for some tea...

Oh, do i? Its just that i rarely get visitors in this part of town...

Haha... Guess so...

Almost makes one uneasy thinking that if something happened to you, nobody would even be around to notice...

*places a cup of tea on the table* Here you go.

Oh thanks! I'm parched you know. You live alllll the way out in the middle of nowhere after all. What tea is this by the way? It tastes a little bit tingly for some reason.

This tea does taste peculiar...

Why is my head spinning so much...

I do feel a little sleepy. I think I might take a nap. Can you point out the direction of the nearest town please? I kinda got lost. Sorry for imposing

You both look tired. Why don't you rest for a bit. *smiles maliciously*

There is no need to worry, you'll all be safe... In my collection.

C-collection? What collection?
*breaks fourth wall*
*looks at title*
Shit! You're a vampire! Run!

*scratches head* How did she know?

It's a mysterious and powerful power called, Fourth Wall Breaking

Oh, well... *Starts to chase*