That's illegal. you just have to be cute! and they'll give it freely. *ahem
-or so im told. lol
like daddy who give you all the food you can eat for being the most adorable little babygirl you naturally are. Mwah mwah mwah!!
a wittle mushy is scared? do you want uppies, and nuzzles?
*petpetpet
you dont need to fear me. i am mostly harmless. And i only bite if you secretly want me to.
Well, yes to all of those, obviously. Including the bites. Especially even. And the pets too.
And Sleepy honey, you don't need to be dangerous to be scary. Simply have an air of confidence and men will naturally be scared of you. You don't even need to put on airs, just be happy about who you are and a lot of men would be quaking in their shoes.
If you ever feel like being hated by the male population of the internet dear, just talk about what makes you happy. Quite literally; men on the internet cannot handle that.