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thou, pesky little plebian shall thank the heavens for your good fortune to be graced with my divine presence. Thou had but little choice to feed me fishes or thou shall perish from my wrath!

Girl, I can and will make it so spicy that it melts you. Do you really wanna call your cook a plebian?

Careful now, he might add rat poison in there for giggles.

Spicy! That's wonderful! I like spicy! Make it hot. Add 3-4 chillies. Hmmm... rat poison is too low grade. Don't worry about the cost! *gives you lily of the valley to make poison* I prefer these to rat poison! Make haste peasant or you shall be deposed!

:<

Evil girl... I'll go make some food...

Thank! :3
I aspire to be the evilest villainess ever!

After 10 hours of cooking fish broth and a plethora of other fishy poisoned dishes, I am finally ready. Come, evil villainess! And you better hope that the good girl saint protagonist character doesn't appear.