Great. So mr/Mrs jaymark, these days there's a controversial scandal going on involving you, anon and a worm being a family. Can you shed some light on your family lore and family tree?
You see, it all started a long time ago at a special barn. AnonUnlimited and I [REDACTED] in the loft. When I woke up, I had flashing headaches. Then there was this praise Anon thread in forums and I felt an undeniable urge to go there and praise Anon with all my heart. I could not stop praising him, no matter how hard I tried.
While the worm was eating my brain, AnonUnlimited took me to his special warehouse. He told me to shapeshaft into the various forum members, and for each forum member I had to say specific lines about how great he was. I became twenty or so forum members and praised him as each of them. He paid me in fresh grass and water. The grass tasted off, but he said it'd 'help my mind grow'
He just wants to be loved because he denies his true form as a question mark. I would say, Anon, don't call your son a joke. He takes your words very seriously. You should apologize for calling him an old joke. He was born from praising you, and that's okay. Everyone wants to be loved. And your son wants to praise you again.