2nd instance:
(I DECIDED TO GIVE OTHERS BENEFIT OF DOUBT AND WENT TO SOMEONE ELSE)
Me: Knock Knock
Them: Who's there?
Me: Koala
Them: Sleep... koala... sleep!
(IS IT THAT HARD TO JUST SAY 'koala who'!!! SO THAT I CAN GO AHEAD AND SAY MY AMAZING PUNCHLINE!!!! AND KOALAS ONLY SLEEP 22 HOURS A DAY!!! NOT ALL THE TIME!!!!)
(I DECIDED TO GIVE OTHERS BENEFIT OF DOUBT AND WENT TO SOMEONE ELSE)
Me: Knock Knock
Them: Who's there?
Me: Koala
Them: Sleep... koala... sleep!
(IS IT THAT HARD TO JUST SAY 'koala who'!!! SO THAT I CAN GO AHEAD AND SAY MY AMAZING PUNCHLINE!!!! AND KOALAS ONLY SLEEP 22 HOURS A DAY!!! NOT ALL THE TIME!!!!)
Me: Knock knock
them: who's there?
me: Boo
Them: AHHHHHHHHH!
(I NEVER HEARD FROM THEM EVER AGAIN! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY MY PUNCHLINE!!!!)