Its official! (re)release of... "the Third Time is the Charm: the Good Stuff"

when I released it, I didn't know what "shadow banned" even was.
then, I got 404'd. I was on the borderline of being "too hot for smut hub"... literally.
my book spent weeks in book-jail. The jury had to read it. (with one hand, I assume, lol)

One reviewer called it... "a Penthouse letter, lasting for hundreds of pages. A unique filthy pleasure."

If anyone likes reading those dirty "femdom" stories... well, I've yet to hear a complaint.
far from complaints, its the only book I actually have "fan mail" on. It was my best performing book here, until... *jail*.

So. Out on parole, and strutting it.
don't bother "report"-ing it? Already been done, already decided "legal".
With no further ado, I give you...


...and when you get done with volume zero? There's actually a *serious* dark noir/hardboil plot being set up. Two more volumes.
my only apologies are that you're reading the rough draft.

You are great at sales; what an amazing pitch. Unfortunately for you, that story has no futas. 3/10

sorry for your luck, lol. but no futa.
its all based on realism, and... magical penises growing out of magical holes in the body, well...
just not fitting in with the whole "realistic" thing i had going on.

besides. when I first wrote this? I didn't know the new vocabulary word "futa".
you learn something new every day, god bless the internet.

Anonjohn20 said:

Unfortunately for you, that story has no futas. 3/10

Click to expand...

well, thanks.
a 3 out of 10 with no futas, coming from a futa fan, that's quite a compliment.
I'll take whatever I can get.

I'm sorry, but I can't review your work because this fiction is beyond my taste. I can't force myself to read outside my artistic vision.

I feel guilty considering you've given me feedback before. But then again, I'm a sensitive person, perhaps like a picky little girl.

Reading fiction for me is a symbolic contract. I can't force myself to read fiction that doesn't suit my tastes.

Eldoria said:

I'm sorry, but I can't review your work because this fiction is beyond my taste. I can't force myself to read outside my artistic vision.

I feel guilty considering you've given me feedback before. But then again, I'm a sensitive person, perhaps like a picky little girl.

Reading fiction for me is a symbolic contract. I can't force myself to read fiction that doesn't suit my tastes.

Click to expand...

Time4T said:

(monkeys image)

Click to expand...

wait a cotton picking minute here.
this is the old... three monkey nick-knack.
speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil.
Question... what in the *&^% is that last extra monkey doing?
Look where his hands are, and he's smiling.

this is monkey porn!

@Eldoria :
its okay, little one. I haven't figured you out, and I realize I might never. You're unique.
I've seen you reactions to some darker thematic material in another thread,
so you probably shouldn't read my darker stuff. I lean (in those, anyways) towards heavier, darker themes,
I'd feel bad if it gave you nightmares or disturbed you or something.
I do have a YA fantasy you could *probably* read, but it isn't up yet here.
I'm sure you wouldn't like the grittier battle scenes, but I could spot-pick chapters you might like.
what I think of as interesting narratives or themes, that sort of thing.

so don't worry about it, I'm not offended or anything.
I guess I get enough out of "The Oracle" reading you quoting chapter and verse advanced creative writing lectures, the way you do.
part of me wonders though, what you would be like writing, if you just... w-r-o-t-e, if you know what I mean.
then you could worry about all the advanced narrative and all that when editing.
though that said, it is impressive how slow and scientific you seem to be about it when you do write.

so just keep giving the "ted talks" around the forum, I appreciate lurking in on those.

I appreciate you for what you are, little one, not what you are not.