[For Hire] Accepting SFW / NSFW commissions (no limit)

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Accepting writing commissions (SFW or NSFW) (fluff / angst / smut) (fanfiction with minimal lore knowledge requirements / original work). For those looking for a quick read (or quick wank eh?) at cheap rates. Service starts at $8 for 500 words. Sample works may be found at https://archiveofourown.org/users/pillars/profile
 
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Why are all your accounts named different things, and why did you make a new thread when your old one is still active.
 
Esden-Noir

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hummingpill said:
Accepting writing commissions (SFW or NSFW) (fluff / angst / smut) (fanfiction with minimal lore knowledge requirements / original work). For those looking for a quick read (or quick wank eh?) at cheap rates. Service starts at $8 for 500 words. Sample works may be found at https://archiveofourown.org/users/pillars/profile
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I have a genuine question. Do people actually commission you to write? Because recently I've been seeing a lot of people doing the same kind of work. Does it actually work?
 
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Esden-Noir said:
I have a genuine question. Do people actually commission you to write? Because recently I've been seeing a lot of people doing the same kind of work. Does it actually work?
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It seems to work, judging by the sheer number of people advertising their services. This particular author has over a thousand stories uploaded, most of them one-shots that were probably commissioned, but I really wonder who the audience is.

Anyway this guy seems to be one of the more experienced and honestly reputable people doing this. But judging from the sheer amount of stories he releases his pumps out at least a couple every day.

Anyway, the prices are indeed relatively low. 500 words for 8 bucks is not much... but really, there are cheaper ways to live out your own fantasies ;)
 
Esden-Noir

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FRWriter said:
It seems to work, judging by the sheer number of people advertising their services. This particular author has over a thousand stories uploaded, most of them one-shots that were probably commissioned, but I really wonder who the audience is.

Anyway this guy seems to be one of the more experienced and honestly reputable people doing this. But judging from the sheer amount of stories he releases his pumps out at least a couple every day.

Anyway, the prices are indeed relatively low. 500 words for 8 bucks is not much... but really, there are cheaper ways to live out your own fantasies ;)
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At that point i'ma write it myself?
that being said. it sounds very tempting, tho writing as a hobby vs writing as a job is very different. I'ma try it out atleast once
 
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I mean, at least it’s not as bad as that last one I saw that was basically charging like, 40 dollars for a thousand words.

Esden-Noir said:
At that point i'ma write it myself?
that being said. it sounds very tempting, tho writing as a hobby vs writing as a job is very different. I'ma try it out atleast once
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Well, good luck, man. You'll probably write something terrible, but if you keep at it, you'll start to like your own writing. That's how I started.
 
Esden-Noir

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Worthy39 said:
I mean, at least it’s not as bad as that last one I saw that was basically charging like, 40 dollars for a thousand words.


Well, good luck, man. You'll probably write something terrible, but if you keep at it, you'll start to like your own writing. That's how I started.
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Bro I've been writing for 3 years now?
I'm a novelist ?
 
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