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I was a good sport for the first three. now we're pushing the limits lol

:blob_facepalm: Sometimes. Life. I'm glad I'm not in control of the nukes...

Anyone else have one of those days where you drop a hundred dollars of glass products on the floor of the store. Then you go to head...

Would

Theres one of those amazon pickup box things inside the nearby pool rooms

:blob_hide: A task you say. I’m listening.

I'll make sure to put in a good word for you. As long as it's for the monkeys. :blob_salute:

It's a down payment. Another two briefcase would be given after task completion.

He needs to know if this is just a down payment or if this is all you have to offer. The going rate is two briefcases of nannas

Ahem.... *whispers* are you up for another task? *passes you a briefcase full of bananas*

I gather here today to address a grave matter! Today, an orc brought 2 cops to illegaly search my home without proper warrant! They...

This reminds me of that door dash driver a while back. The one that said she was assaulted because the guy was sleeping on his couch naked.

I am drunk(first time ever drinking), and also have been told that I'm a happy drunk just now by my brother. I habe a headache from hell...

Reddit tells me the way to attract girls is to be a he/they

Hmmm. Does Amazon shipping reach me?