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    Got it, thanks for the replies!

    That's the other thing I meant to bring up. I make $100 per 4000 words, and by professional writing standards, that's pretty much working for peanuts.
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    Your mother

    Your mother
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    Got it, thanks for the replies!

    Nobody will take you up on it. Pretty much everyone who's ever written anything on the internet has had the same idea, and it never works out. They think people will pay for stories the same way they commission drawings from artists, but the market just doesn't work that way. You're better off...
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    What’s the greatest compliment you have received from a reader?

    Dang, and I thought my commissioner was giving me a good deal by paying me $100 per 4000 words.
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    How to be funny and still be a good writer?

    Why do you think they have to be mutually exclusive? Henry Rider: Clown Hunter is pretty much predicated on the idea that a story can be funny, intense, and dramatic all at the same time.
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    Not as bad as I thought?

    Only because anyone on that site who isn't an author is a bot trying to scam you. I've been on Honeyfeed for about three years now, and I finally deleted my account when I went through my alerts and saw that I'd only received three non-bot comments on any of my books, and that was a year and a...
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

    That cat looks almost exactly like George, so I love him.
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    I got problems with followers.

    Count yourself lucky. I don't even get bot comments on my stories.
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    Spammers Damage Trust Between Authors and Readers

    Well, it's here if you want to check it out, but it's probably not getting a fourth book.
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    Spammers Damage Trust Between Authors and Readers

    I tried that. Turns out, nobody wants to read urban fantasy action comedies about magical teenage clown girls but me.
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    What annoys you most when reading a novel?

    You have hurt George's feelings. Apologize!
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    Reverse, Reverse!

    Henry yells at a fat guy in the hospital before going to sleep and waking up in the Grand Lark, stabbed and beaten to a bloody pulp. Her grandpa puts a mind control talisman on her forehead, and her friends proceed to heal all her injuries with a series of magical time reversing attacks. Henry...
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    How many covers has your book had?

    1. I was in my early twenties and didn't have a full time job back then, so Kory was too expensive for me to keep commissioning. 2. I was expecting this level of quality for that price... ...and ended up getting this level of quality. 3. I wanted all the books in the series to look the same...
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    How many covers has your book had?

    How many times have you had a new cover made for one of your books? For me, The Slayer and the Sphinx holds the record with six covers for a two-book series. The first one was commissioned by Kory Bing, artist of the webcomic Skin Deep. But her prices were really high, and the art wasn't the...
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